goats are people too

haahahahahahaahahahahaahahahaha no

edhatesyou:

lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

DO NOT TRY AND SELL THIS THEY WILL FIND YOUR HOUSE AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND

(via twerking-is-illegal)

— 19 hours ago with 565522 notes

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog, via hotboyproblems)

— 1 day ago with 494236 notes
*looking at my legs*:Oh my god why
*looking at my stomach*:Oh my god why
*looking at my arms*:Oh my god why
*looking at my face*:Oh my god why
*trying to exercise*:Oh my god why
*eating shitty food*:Oh my god why
*weighing myself*:Oh my god why
*looking at my life*:Oh my god why
*looking at my music taste*:cool man
— 1 day ago with 524172 notes
Things I’m good at

noneedforafunnyname:

theleesi:

1. Memorizing pointless things, such as song lyrics and commercial jingles.
2. Spilling drinks
3. Laughing at inappropriate moments
4. Thinking I mean more to people than I actually do

We have the same skills!

(via spookystorysofar)

— 1 day ago with 876 notes

floatdowns:

school
reblog if you cried 

(via unpopuler)

— 2 days ago with 600614 notes

virused:

list of people i like:

  1. dogs

(via bastille)

— 2 days ago with 198584 notes

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

(via succeeding)

— 2 days ago with 595848 notes

algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

(via hotboyproblems)

— 4 days ago with 347679 notes